I’m glad you came to my blog today so that I can tell you that you are crazy for having your kids vaccinated, and crazy for NOT having them vaccinated. I’m totally firm on that. Don’t even TRY to make me budge.
I keep thinking I’ve made my mind up about things, but then I keep changing my mind. I only seem to change my mind when other people tell me to change it. So, at least there’s science behind what I do.
I started thinking about how wishy washy I am when I was chatting with all the crusty ol’ coots I hang out with on the Wisconsin Wrestling forum. I’m a regular reader and contributor to this forum. It’s weird that I do that. Trust me. You probably don’t know just how weird, but it’s weird.
Hanging out on that forum reminds me of when I was fresh out of college, selling time on the radio. I had to visit a LOT of “seasoned” businessmen in a rural area. These guys were hunting, fishing, farming type of guys who often gathered for coffee in the morning, to jaw about oh, I dunno, whatever guys like that jaw about. Maybe guns and trucks and 4-wheelers…whoa. Sorry. I just fell asleep while I was writing that sentence. I got really bored.
I don’t have much in common with those kinds of guys.
I was in my early twenties then, and not from around those parts. Sometimes, I’d walk into a store with a group of these guys, drinking coffee, yacking away; they would see me coming and the conversation would abruptly stop. The group of buddies would stare at me while I’d make my spiel to the shop owner, trying to convince him to do business with me. All those guys were completely comfortable with making me completely uncomfortable.
I really forgot about that part of my job until I started writing this post. I’m glad I remembered, because I want to have this story on hand when my kids complain that they have to do something hard at work. That was hard for me. Truth be known, even though I am not shy, I do NOT like a live audience. Really, I don’t. Ask the people who know me best. I’ll joke around all day when I’m in a comfortable group. But, I don’t like real people looking at me with expectation. I actually suck at official performances. Makes my bones rattle.
Those rural business owners actually ended up not being so bad. Turns out a lot of them were salt of the earth type guys, who helped keep me employed. I think guys like that just think people should have to work for things. They sorta like making people sweat.
So, about this wrestling forum. The deal with that is somewhere in the last 25 years of watching wrestling, I’ve become a fan. I like the forum, because they talk a lot of wrestling, and I can learn a lot from all those crusty guys. This week they’re talking about a unique type of head gear. One guy would say this head gear is the best. He loves it. Then, I’d think, yeah, me too. I love it too. Then, the next guy says the head gear is dangerous. It does damage to the opponents face. The head gear should be banned. And, I’m like, yeah. I think so too. Let’s ban that head gear.
See what I mean?
Scott has always said that if people say things with enough confidence, everyone believes them, whether or not the person yammering on is speaking the truth. I think Scott says that because he doesn’t now how to make false proclamations. And, maybe it bugs him that other people do. Scott is very, very (Did I mention very?) slow to state his opinion. He won’t make a bold statement unless he’s completely and totally sure he has the facts.
I, on the other hand, get excited about things all the time, and can’t wait to share my opinions, based on quasi-truths. It’s just one more thing I’m good at.
I told Scott he gives know-it-alls too much credit. I said most people know that the folks who think they have all the answers are generally people who are full of crap. How can a person know so much about everything? They can’t.
Wow. That’s kind of mean. Doesn’t mean know-it-alls aren’t nice people. You can be nice AND full of crap, right?
That’s a lot of rambling with no particular point. I’m sorry about that. It’s been a quiet week.
Here’s one thing I DO know. Take this statement to the bank: Netflix is awesome. Definitely one of our family’s best purchases. Zeke, Scott and I have invested about half our lives so far in various intriguing series. We just finished “Lost”. That took some commitment.
Eddie has always accused Scott and me of not having a life. Netflix isn’t helping.
We are currently searching for a new series to start. I suggested, “Call the Midwife”, produced by BBC. Scott saw just a few scenes, and he was completely appalled. He couldn’t understand why anyone with a shred of dignity would watch this show. It’s about women having babies a long time ago in London.
Every episode has multiple birthing scenes. “Lost” had a few birthing scenes in it too. Those scenes for sure were Scott and Zeke’s least favorite.
The first episode of “Call the Midwife” has a lady who is pregnant AND she has a venereal disease. She takes off her underpants to be examined, and the nurse almost passes out from the stench. There’s some talk of terrible discharge, and I do mean from her body, and not from the hospital. You get the idea.
Hard to believe Scott doesn’t like that, right? I knew you’d agree.
I guess I’m going to watch this one on the side, and I’ll watch some other low-brow series with Scott and Zeke, if I must.
Maybe if the show would have put these midwives in race cars, or given them guns, the show would appeal to more people. Shortsighted on the writers’ part, really. I might send an email to the producer, and give them my suggestions. I know a lot about all that stuff.