Did you read about this? People are TICKED OFF at this lady, Maria Kang. She had three babies in three years and kept her fitness model body. The worst part is that now she’s bragging about it and rubbing it in our faces! This thing went viral, and it’s been all over the news.
This woman wants to know what my excuse is for not looking like her. Well, I can give you more than one excuse, lady. Hold on tight, because you are about to be taught a lesson. Here are just 5 excuses why I don’t look like you. I could probably think of dozens more:
1. I was going to train for a marathon, but then I pulled a hammy. Then I forgot I meant to train for a marathon. I suppose you think it’s okay to run injured?
2. I’m shy. I don’t want to look like a fitness model. People will stare.
3. I like doing 200 push before work in the morning. After my first set of ten push ups I remember I have to check Facebook. I get short on time, but know I can do the other 190 later. Like at my son’s football game.
4. Being hungry hurts my tummy.
5. It’s super hard.
No doubt my list may prove to be embarrassing for this young woman. But, it should put this whole thing to rest. Walk in my shoes for just one day, lady! Just. One. Day.